Man sues god for locust damage

its true that you can start your day knowing that you can learn something new. 
today :
~ I can not leave the house without sunscreen 
~posterity can be a positive state of mind; even though for the most part I seem to be stuck in the 90's          
 ~wisdom is seldom related to an opinion  
~Spheres are three-dimensional, 'round' implies two dimensions